Market Inspector Prints

No street trading.

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

All Natural Nothing

At the market

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

IRS Audit Section

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

The United States' economy deflating.

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

Tax Collector

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

*=Hotdog

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

The bailout.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'