Market Critic Pillows

Stock market investment advice

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Republican politics!

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

World Financial Mafia

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Trickledown economics

Capitalism gone nuts!

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

The COMPANY is always right.

Wall Street In Jail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

"Budget Cuts."

Too big to fail

Capitalism