Maritime Mirth Explorer Pillows

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

No Shoes, No Service.

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'What luck!'

Trawlers

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

Ship

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Submarine Attacks

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

'California: Here I come!'

"I was hoping for a more personal pizza delivery!"

Playbuoy: 'Oooh, Mama.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'