Maritime Mirth Explorer Pillows

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

'What luck!'

Trawlers

No Shoes, No Service.

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

Ship

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

Playbuoy: 'Oooh, Mama.'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

'California: Here I come!'

"I was hoping for a more personal pizza delivery!"

Submarine Attacks