Marital Historian T-Shirts

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Changes at home

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Romans.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Great photo."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"So, kids, you should all be thankful we don't live during a potato famine. Especially you, Jimmy."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."