Marital Historian Gifts

Looking for a gift for a marital historian? Our curated collection features clever and heartfelt items that celebrate their love for uncovering relationship stories. Perfect for those who enjoy delving into the history of marriage, our products bring a touch of humor and warmth to their dedicated pursuit. Whether it’s a quirky mug or a stylish print, find something that not only reflects their interest but also adds a dash of personality to their everyday life.

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"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!" mockup

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

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'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.' mockup

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

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"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

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Several generations live together in Cuba

Several generations live together in Cuba mockup

Several generations live together in Cuba

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Family DNA

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'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.' mockup

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

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"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book." mockup

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

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'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

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Letter Collecting Nerd

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"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born." mockup

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

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"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!" mockup

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

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'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.' mockup

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

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"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!" mockup

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

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'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?' mockup

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

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Changes at home

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'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.' mockup

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

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Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit. mockup

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

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'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...' mockup

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

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Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much. mockup

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

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'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.' mockup

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

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"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother." mockup

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

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"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!" mockup

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

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"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized." mockup

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

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It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends. mockup

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

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"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future." mockup

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

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"This family seems to multiply every year."

"This family seems to multiply every year." mockup

"This family seems to multiply every year."

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Romans.

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"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift." mockup

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

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Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree mockup

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

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"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !" mockup

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

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"Great photo."

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"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away." mockup

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

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"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'" mockup

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

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"So, kids, you should all be thankful we don't live during a potato famine. Especially you, Jimmy."

"So, kids, you should all be thankful we don't live during a potato famine. Especially you, Jimmy." mockup

"So, kids, you should all be thankful we don't live during a potato famine. Especially you, Jimmy."

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"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age." mockup

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

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Marital Historian Gifts Collection

Marital Historian Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for marital historians. Find a piece that makes their coffee break a little more charming.

Marital Historian Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows designed for history enthusiasts. Add a touch of humor and charm to their space with these unique pieces.

Marital Historian Prints

Find beautiful prints inspired by the stories of marriage through the ages. Perfect for decorating a study or office of a marital history lover.

Marital Historian T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts that celebrate the love of history buffs and marital historians alike. Stylish and personality-filled, they’re great for everyday wear.