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"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Call me, Ishmael."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Fish near-death experiences.

Fish with Shield

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

"Damned fine divorce lawyer you turned out to be - when you said I'd have to give her half of everything, I never thought for one minute..."

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

"It's really the black whale I hate, but I didn't want to appear racist."

Sea yarns.

Sooner or Later

"I told you to be careful!"

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."

Confessions of a Lighthouse Keeper.

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

'Gee, I didn't really have to attack that surfer in the red and blue shorts last Thursday...I wasn't that hungry.'

"It's a 'Dear Long John' letter."

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'