Marine Navigation Prints

Broken Lighthouse

"It's hard to believe this is the Atlantic. It looks very much like he Pacific."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Admit it, we're lost."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

The Lost World: You are Here

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Recalculating route..."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...