Nautical Navigators Prints

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"Not in front of the crew!"

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

Dog stranded on the ocean feels the call of nature.

'Alright, I promise to get a new leg when we reach port!'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Finally! I'm saved!"

"Try the other eye Captain!"

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Fish chopped by hydrofoil

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Ambulance.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'In battle, we might fight in opposite sides, but when buying shoes we are partners.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

I hate these flying fish

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

"This is an unfortunate time to run aground."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"