Marine Myths Gifts

The Flying Dutchman

'It was this big. I swear'

Flying Dutchman

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermen

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Submarine and Mermaid

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

And that's where mermaids came from.

Mermaids cross

The Mermaid and the Cat

Rescuers Arrive too late at the Desert Island.

Siren and Pirates

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

Merman with cymbals

'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

"I'm still transitioning."

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

Real Girls with REAL legs

Desk With Figurehead.

Where oceans came from: 'Um...the lads are getting a little thirsty!'