'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'
Marine Mobsters Prints
Decorate their walls with marine mobster prints that capture the fun, rebellious spirit of oceanic outlaws in vivid, professionally drawn artwork.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
'Let go of that balloon right now!'
It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...
"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."
"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."
He loves the water.
Mobsters at the Beach
'Mark Antony addreses the mob'
'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'
"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"
'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.
'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'
Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'
A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.
'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'
Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!
"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
The Clown Hit
Glass Bottom Boat Tours
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."
Evolution into a pair of sandals.
'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'
'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''
"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"
'Lewis and Cabrini.'
"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."
'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'
'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'
"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
Jonathan Bugsy Seagull
"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."
Marine Mobsters Prints Collection
Marine Mobsters Mugs
Explore our collection of marine mobster mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that adds a splash of personality to every coffee or tea break.
Marine Mobsters Pillows
Check out our marine mobster pillows for a fun and quirky way to bring oceanic outlaw attitude into any living space.
Marine Mobsters T-Shirts
Discover our marine mobster T-shirts, where nautical mischief meets bold style—an ideal gift for fans of ocean adventures and rebellious fun.