Marine Mobsters Mugs

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Mobsters at the Beach

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Clown Hit

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'