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"Technically, it's a mammal."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Titanic iceberg auction

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'To much orange.'

Killer whale with dead trainer

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'