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"Technically, it's a mammal."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Titanic iceberg auction

"What's the name of our sea?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Killer whale with dead trainer

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

'To much orange.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Octopus Baseball Fan