Marching Maestro Prints

"Home school marching band"

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Violin Practise

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Computer Music

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

Musical Prodigy

Nest building

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

A Blanksy

Questioning

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

The Violin Artist

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

We are on the move. . .

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

A bulge of bodybuilders

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"Could you keep still?"

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

Ballet Beggar.