Marching Maestro Mugs

"Home school marching band"

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Violin Practise

Computer Music

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Mess Hall. The new recruit was assigned to kitchen duty. We have a private chef!

Musical Prodigy

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

Nest building

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

A Blanksy

Questioning

The Violin Artist

We are on the move. . .

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

A bulge of bodybuilders

"Dang! This guy's good!"

"Could you keep still?"

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'