Marble Lover Pillows

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Urns in love

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"Which one's yours?"

The Dandy

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Please enter your pin now.'

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

How oysters get engaged.

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Spider boy

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"