Marble Lover Prints

Turning Points in Art History. Goliath is going to take a lot of marble. Why don

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Urns in love

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"Which one's yours?"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

The Dandy

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

How oysters get engaged.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"No guarantees, right?"

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Spider boy

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Genie Barbecue.