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'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

"You're late, Myers!"

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

"Dunhomin"

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

"I attend meetings therefore I am."

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'