Maple Syrup Humorist Gifts

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"These are for your heart and kidneys – the others are for the rest of your organs so they don't feel left out."

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'Now that we can walk upright, we have to be especially careful about banana peels.'

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

'Did you just curdle?'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

Deflating Island

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

Maple Festival & Pancake Breakfast

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"We serve REAL maple syrup."

Nooooo! Fall.

"A whino!"

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

Maple Syrup Time in Canada