Maple Syrup Humorist Mugs

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"These are for your heart and kidneys – the others are for the rest of your organs so they don't feel left out."

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

'Now that we can walk upright, we have to be especially careful about banana peels.'

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

'Did you just curdle?'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Maple Festival & Pancake Breakfast

Deflating Island

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

"We serve REAL maple syrup."

"A whino!"

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.'