Maple Syrup Enthusiast Gifts

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

'That's it Big Boy. Squeeze out all the sap. It's maple sugar time!'

MAPLE MADNESS - IT AIN'T JUST FOR PANCAKES ANYMORE!

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'More syrup anyone?'

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

Heavy syrup

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

Maple Festival & Pancake Breakfast

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

"We serve REAL maple syrup."

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

Main St Ottowa

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

Canadian Hockey

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."

Canada Flag

"It's just sap. It's not 'tree pee'!"

'It takes somewhere around thirty to fifty gallons of sap to make just one gallon of maple syrup, but only one bunny for rabbit stew.'