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You're Lost.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What zip code are we in now?'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

You are here.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Exit Next Left

Sister Cities

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

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