Map Challenger Gifts

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

"We're lost. You may know how to use the shortcuts on your keyboard, but you certainly don't know how to use them on the road."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Fishing direction sign.

'I've got it written down...'

AI

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Travellers

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Orienteering 101

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"Here's your problem."

"Recalculating."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Entering Appomatox - Made Possible By A Grant.

"Closing all the district offices isn't completely negative...I mean it might encourage some of our clients to develop important coping skills."

"We have to be missing twenty-four hours before I consider us lost."

Small media against information monopolies

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"