Manuscript Dreamer Gifts

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Dear Author: Benign way of saying no. Sincerely, The Editors.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'I'm afraid we must decline the opportunity to publish your manuscript, 'How to Get Published,' at this time.'

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.