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Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Enlightened Cursing

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

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Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"Iron Man Competition"

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

"Okay, I've centred myself. Now what?"

Greece is a very small market

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

Chicken Affirmations

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

The mummified remains of about 40 Buddhist monks were discovered in China, Mongolia and India. All the mummies were found sitting in the lotus position. Many believe that these monks sat so still, meditated for so long, and slowed their heart rates and body functions so much that they became mummified alive ... and they believe that whether those mummies are 200, 600, or 1,000 years old ... they're still alive. Where'd you hear all that? "Strange Mysteries." It's a Youtube channel. I wrote to th

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