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Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

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"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Enlightened Cursing

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"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Iron Man Competition"

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

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"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

Chicken Affirmations

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'I used to take life one day at a time. Now I take it one crisis at a time.'

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