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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Bride with a lasso.

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

"Watch this!"

"Yes Dear, Yes Dear, Yes Dear"

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

I'm a slimeball, but you knew that before we got married!

One C Battery, Two Double A's.

"I should've never taught you to shake."

Flirtation

Those bubble wrap kids.

Green Fairy

"The monarch appreciates your wit, but thinks your timing sucks."

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

Couples: 'This weekend, for a change, I'd like to flout convention.'

"I love you, you're special and though my key was stolen, perhaps you should maybe get back in the box."