Manscaping Aficionado Prints

Angel with angel wings for moustache meets a regular angel.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Movember

Editor.

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Adult Barbershop

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Another Scotch?'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

My own museum.

Munster Island.

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'