Manners Enthusiasts Gifts

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Gesundheit.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'Say, please.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Honey, we don't stare.'

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Shake'

'Pass my Mallet.'

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

"Hold that afterthought!"

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''

'Why does the vicar keep saying 'Bless you' when nobody is sneezing?'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'I'm good. How are you?'