Manifesting Master Prints

The Day Dreamer.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Home school marching band"

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."