Manifestation Pillows

"I've decided I'm going to be positive all the time."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Early Piety

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Blue sky thinking

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I brought cocoa."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

The Day Dreamer.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Je Suis Charlie

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

S**t Threw a Goose

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

'It helps with reception.'

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Quiet Quitting

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

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