'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'
Mane Event Manager T-Shirts
Show off their creative flair with stylish t-shirts designed for the dynamic world of event management. Perfect for casual days or work events, these tees make a bold statement.
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"You may now kiss the bride..."
Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.
"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."
Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late
Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.
'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'
'Hey, hey, hey!'
"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"
"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"
"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"
'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'
Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.
'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'
The Aisle
"He's got a great future behind him!"
"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"
A pirate and a bride
"Do you mind?"
Eurocopa 2016
"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."
'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'
"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."
"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"
A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.
Florist.
"I tried that new detangling shampoo."
'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'
'Finally, I'd like to thank the bridesmaids...wait a minute: wrong speech!'
Bridezilla
'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'
Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.
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Mane Event Manager Mugs
Discover a wide selection of fun and functional mugs crafted for creative event managers who love a good laugh and a great coffee break.
Mane Event Manager Pillows
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Mane Event Manager Prints
Find a stunning selection of prints that capture the artistry and energy of event management, perfect for inspiring any creative workspace.