Manchester Gifts

Wayne Rooney

Bowled over again!

Giraffe Umbrella

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Where Indian ink came from.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

A little something aside for a rainy day

Man showing in the rain.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Off Duty.

Raining

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'