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Giraffe Umbrella

Where Indian ink came from.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Man showing in the rain.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

A little something aside for a rainy day

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Raining

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'A word in my office Jones.'

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'