Management Relations Buff Gifts

'Simkins, I'm having trouble relating to my front-line employees. Work on that for me.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The Hockey World

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Fellow Kurds! Trump has betrayed his. His fealty to Erdoğan leaves us abandoned while Saudi Arabia gets more military support."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

USA-China, trade war.

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

'In grandfather's day, the government didn't coddle workers, and we got along just great.'

Obama speaks about Iran's nuclear arms.

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

'I'll take that as a screwed up ball of paper bouncing off my head then?'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

George W. Bush: 'Suppose we could pacify Baghdad if we changed the name to 'Bagmom'?'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"And put a couple of exclamation points in the email, so they know I'm serious."

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

"At this time of year I think it's important to reach out to those in crisis."

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

"I'm the British Ambassador to the European Court of Human Rights."

"I've been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!"

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'