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I have the feeling we are being micromanaged...

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'Risky, but I like it!'

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"Fact amnesty"

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Giant merger.

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Liquidity Lunch

Euro fall...

"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash