Man Shed Enthusiast Pillows

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Gardener

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

"So, how do you want it?"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Steve found himself on his travels.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Grow damn you!

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"How?"

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

House sale.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Sheds

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'I'm out of bags.'

Extreme Yard Sale