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A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Gardener

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Steve found himself on his travels.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Grow damn you!

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Human males marking territory.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

House sale.

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Sheds

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Extreme Yard Sale

Leaves.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'