Man-purse Enthusiast Pillows

Bobbies library of jeans

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Shirt Maker.

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

'Stop staring at my purse!'

"You look so different without your beard!"

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

Hat Swap

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

"Are you looking at my red trousers?"

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

Tailor.

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

The New Man