Man Flu Conqueror Mugs

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

Flu vaccine.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Flu Vaccine.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This feels so familiar."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Air catarrh.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

"Keep your guard up against 'flu."

"Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!"

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

'My elbow has a cold!'