Flu Season Survivor Mugs

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'

'We're out of anti-virals for Swine Flu, so here's so chicken soup.'

'Memo to staff: when using an apple to practice giving flu shots, don't leave it where I'll find it!'

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'Attaboy...a good firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!'

2021

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I could get used to working remotely."

Nonsense Poem

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Vaccine

Covid and Restarting School

Flu vaccine.

Unicorn Working From Home

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sheltering in place.

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

COVID Devotion