Mammoth Meat Fan Prints

'They describe the end of the ice age as the 'Big Brownout'. They lost more than 10,000 pounds of mammoth steaks.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"That's our new church mascot."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Mammoth Posing

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Monster Realtor

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.