Mammoth Meat Fan Pillows

'They describe the end of the ice age as the 'Big Brownout'. They lost more than 10,000 pounds of mammoth steaks.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"That's our new church mascot."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Halloween Selfie

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Mammoth Posing

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Halloween sculptor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Pardon my glove."