Mammoth Groomer Mugs

'Early pets'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"I noticed a few browns."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Horse Clean-up

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'But, I'm not fishing. I'm just teaching my pet maggot how to swim.'

The wool club for mammoths.

Republican Mutant Mammoth

DIY pedicure

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

"Hind lick maneuver."

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

Barber shop for birds.

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

"Honey, next time you walk the mammoth!"

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

"You look so different without your beard!"

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Bathing a Cat