'You have got a computer worm!'
Malware Busters Gifts
Looking for a gift for your malware buster? Discover witty, themed products that honor cybersecurity heroes. Our selection adds humor and personality to their tech-savvy lifestyle, making it ideal for IT enthusiasts and cybersecurity professionals alike.
The Jeopardy of Progress
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'
Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.
"Be patient. It's almost dead."
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).
'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'
"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"
"Ah, bless. His first day at school."
'Ready or not, here I come!'
'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'
Flies up the ante!
"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"
'He knows where the viruses are buried.'
'His debugging skills are exceptional.'
"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."
"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."
"This feels so familiar."
Bureau of Missing Persons
Ask Sadie
'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'
'Your father installed a security system.'
"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."
"Now get out."
"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"
"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"
"If only you knew. . ."
"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."
'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'
Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.
"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."
'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'
"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"
Malware Busters Gifts Collection
Malware Busters Mugs
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Malware Busters Pillows
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Malware Busters Prints
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Malware Busters T-Shirts
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