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'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

US Gun Control Debates.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Law Offices

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."