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'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

Law Offices

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

US Gun Control Debates.

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'