Male Navigators Gifts

Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Saved...life is good!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.