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"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Same Sex Marriages.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

New York approves gay marriage.

Team Cello

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Congratulations!

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

Two of everything.

Man Skating With Dog.