Making It Official T-Shirts

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

Getting to Know You

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Same Sex Marriages.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Pole Vault Rules

New York approves gay marriage.

Team Cello

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Congratulations!

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Intelligent Sexual Design

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

Getting to Know You

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"Pansexual"