Making A Big Purchase Pillows

Selling lemon latt�

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Garage Music

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

High end of the market...

Ikea for Hippies

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."