Making A Big Purchase Pillows

Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.

Selling lemon latt�

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Garage Music

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

High end of the market...

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Ikea for Hippies

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

Memory Foam Mattress.