Big Sale Pillows

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Last Chance for Everything.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Giant Sale!

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Jeans sale

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'Shove' (at big sale).

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

'Next we have a fabulous double-play combo - two players, one low price!'

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

Santa opens Summer Sale.

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

'I don't care if it's on sale. We have a perfectly good dust magnet at home.'

Antiques: Prices reduced to actual value.

'How to survive chapter 11.'

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

"Do you really think I care about the collision avoidance package?"

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"

'What? I got a discount for buying in bulk!'

Sale

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