Big Sale Gifts

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Last Chance for Everything.

Giant Sale!

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Jeans sale

'Shove' (at big sale).

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

'Next we have a fabulous double-play combo - two players, one low price!'

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Santa opens Summer Sale.

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"

Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

'I don't care if it's on sale. We have a perfectly good dust magnet at home.'

Antiques: Prices reduced to actual value.

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"

'What? I got a discount for buying in bulk!'

Sale

Garden Shop. Preseason sale! Mower for your money!

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

'How to survive chapter 11.'

Mother Nature and Retailing

"Do you really think I care about the collision avoidance package?"

How women see it, how men see it.