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"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

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"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I don't like your application."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

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'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

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'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."